Going to sleep is the ultimate “fake it till you make it”.
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
reasons I’m still on this hellsite:
1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable
lilstinky-deactivated20221002:
anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called “better than sex” but this year they changed it to “almost better than sex” which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
It’s an unspoken rule that any older gentleman with a big white beard has to play along if little kids think he’s Santa Claus
may you always be filled with bread
this may be the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me
Yea I usually give about 5 or 6 before I realize I’m a fucking idiot
As melhores perdas do mundo. (em São Paulo, Brazil)
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